Hawaii Holomua, Volume I, Number 50, 15 November 1893 — The Long and Short of it. [ARTICLE]

The Long and Short of it.

Auntie.-And how was Mamma dressed at the party, Tottie? Tottie-W’y, she had a pitty, w’ite, long, short dwess!-Auntie.-But, dear. how cou!d it be both Iong and ihort? Tottie.-W’y, it was Ioug at the bottom andsbort at tbe top!