Hawaii Holomua, Volume I, Number 58, 24 November 1893 — PRESIDENT DOLE AS HE Looks in the Examiner (Holomua Cut. – Bad Cut.) EXIT THE P.G. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

PRESIDENT DOLE AS HE

Looks in the Examiner (Holomua Cut. - Bad Cut.)

EXIT THE P.G.

The Ieadins men of the re- • «* volntionarv govcrnment are , *uiining arouml to-day and sho\viug a dispatch frotn Mr. L. A. Thnrston the Minister (very) extru<rdinaiy to the Dole ad* ministiation. The gist of Mr. Thurston’s cablegrani is full of comfort to tho men who have st len the raoney of the taxpayers (and who will have to repay it) for the pnrpose of feeding the professional showiuan — canght a cold on the 17th of January and was unahle to assist in the revolution of Mr. J. L. 8tevens, l>ut who, since has heen enabled by the corrnpt government of the allegod Araerican filibnsters to draw a handsome salary, aud at the same time run a dime musenm aml & shop for the pedd)ing of curiositiea from the volcano. Brother Thurston telegraphs to Brother l)ole: “Sandv!! ohl boy. our names are mud, Cleveland aml his cabinet have annonneeil thoir Hawaiian policy, and that is. the forced restoration of Liliuokalani. It is goiug to bo dono without bloodshed, so you tell tlie boys to keep qniet and submit to the forces of the United States. Telegraphing being ex|>ensive and the cycloraraa not having turned ont snch a “bonanza as our special friend the “druggisl” wonld perhaps make ns know, Brother Thurston doesn’t add what he had in his miml, but we are even able to read that although the miml of the “drnggist” is beyoad our interpretation. Bat Lorrin Thurston wanted to say something to this etfect as the fol!owing dispatch. Sandy! dou’t make a f<K)l of ynnrself / am not coraing b»ck myself, bnt you make yor.r peaee with the “old lady” and rnb the back of (here is a blnr but our expert made it out as a row of letters looking like ECMJ O C P C KAPPSPTHDH A W G T CT Gj and you better “see” that d Holosii:a man.” Of conrse we haven‘t got the autheutic bns';ness, but we feel assured that Mr. Thnrston would probably be enpahle of writing anything whieh wonkl .teud to save his scalp • aml the coins collected (but not distributed) for the benefit of the deluded stockholders in the Thnrstou;i stockcompanies.