Ka Hoku o Hawaii, Volume XXXIV, Number 17, 23 August 1939 — Untitled [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

S«inu» t\«Vks iirouncl liore are niak-, ing hm a\vfu! liolhn' al>o\u the neg - ievt»-d (loi?!? of Hilo. But~ 'WKal! ;thoui ilie neglertetl oft'ice lu>ys wln»; hav*' 10 staml .ii'ouiul the posi of- ; Hre oii mail xlays aiu' w:ūt until rhi- luail is" tl ; stributtHL Somvtliing to ilone tor tlieir couifort. : Koko Nm* )i;ts long l.een iu!vo:tt• i:u ntoi--ris *'hairs, or at lt>ast :> iH-heN, lor 10 sit on wlnle, ;Ik\v peer thrruig!i th<? lioxes t > -vec how tl;e )>»>< ii;sitJe are tl><>iv o\i«ht to be vsinl ;y, uio, so tlu\v <*ati psav hriil.!:e whlle w,)iting. or ppi'hawii a eh»vk- . :■ l>(vir.|, l"r.iess s<,»methinir like this is ilone some of these poor fel-. !ows are s"oi»s to derelop fall«?n a)vhes. ' I'osi;naster l>evine ha> no antho-' riiy fvi>ni tlu ]>osial ileparui>eut ro jsro\-ide ,s'e;its for them. He ean on. -!y !ooU oh heii»:essiy a;>.<l feel >orr.\ for tliem. He has fre<siientl.v referreil to the s'.u» that is < on-]\īi u ously dispiaye<i in the r>ost offu-e :<.h!>y i-ailine attentio« to the fact that "Xo Loitering" is permitte<l hin the liny,< (]oirt sepui to helte\e in sisns. So \vhat? BACK HOUSING PROj£CT FOR HILO — Newspapcr hcad l,ne. W« were «nder thē !mpression such things disappeared with the introducttor» of mo<lern plumbing. DESERT POME NO. 38 Ih hir: oar <v« <he <lesert Sieer>s sH7es((iati Satu Swarr?: A pint wast enough ltut he e:u'ried t\vo q«arts. SOURPUSS SAM SAYS:

'i disinherited my nephew when he started p!aying the moan-horn in a swing band. There are enough hlaek sheep in ouf Fam'ly vwithout having saxophone p!ayers, too, v ' • •! ! ■ who ('i hisi daus:htt>-r"-: ho like th<> : .■ j;ivo ht>r «wa.v. ORUMS TO BE SHOWN AT MAMO FRiOAY — Newspaper heaeiiine. Thcse drums ca«*t be beat POLiTICAL PeME Y<nWjS lVitmorats \v<> firm For FDR A»tl a thtn? B«ī <iOP s Att» sUUU ! .iU£ )iHt For «oaKHone A»d stMmllnf ". s k , at STiCK AROUNO, LiTTL£ GIRL

UttJ* Str«amlines, the offi« p«t sh« hasn't heard any »I«g *Sw«et for * ife«9 *f *ht BtīU ins»sts «« h»a -ing it w* sugg#st th*t *he m««t th« Saturd4»> «»#»«», Wht:n ih* dtltg«U* t6 ; the Amenean Lefiio« ««nv«rstien r«tyr« fr©m M*Ui. ?a'»» SU«U<»: As siU'ul »1»!« • ,in Snn4a> momiM, ! NEAKO AT TH£ KONA iNN Waittr. to wahs«e gu««t fr«&m ( th« —"Sha!i ? fef*«9 }'«■« « y«ur «6Vk r Wahi**~ *Yfi. th««v. ycu, And fcr,«j me nn\» «***, t \Vh«l 'i r«^NNT k ,v,HI Ui Hawaii* ol) i«v; i", )dilnc *rwur«\, «Y> KUP i:«i 01, w|» >ii J. 1 tfc**v *■*«' !« <«T>vor-";'ht»r \\h,i 4Mr>"t jv jvt v\.s> Mop l«»4 f<«- non |wj'Tiu»nt.

Suggested new siogan for flreet- ' ing visitors to Honoiulu: "Say it !" w,th fiying fish." TRADE NOTE | lf the price of cigarets keeps gomg up we*ll soon be able to get , | a yood ,fifteen.cent package for ' two-bits. j iT MiGHT BE TH£ R(GHT 1 TH»NG TO D0 j lt was oiie of those u»tisuall.v liot .suun»>er Jiiglits. whe» ihe UlOsyVlli io.- weie iheir aunual piei tiif. Ki'oiu oue of <>ur puhlie insti- \ t uiit>iis eaiue tlie oUor of incense I sUeh as is cOMiiuonly used for driv- ; ilie pests out. ! A WI'A worfcer entored the door | uial eau&lit a smiff of the delicate ' urotu;i. ! •<;ee.* 1 sinell punk," lie exc!aini- | ed. i "Hien wiiy <iou't you go hoine , anu lake a hoi hiiīli," saiii a news- ! .r,M'i' teporter wiio was just going , otu. ! M|RRORED CIVILIZATiON i \\>nr newspaper is the mirror by wh'eh ytiu ean se ■ jusi what the eivilization. whieh your daily life heips ro mohl, ]ooks Uke. —Modesto [ News Herald. • But some folks never look at a | tiews]vtper. Another needed invent<on thAt j would be txceptionally useful in j Hilo is a hat that ean be instant- j ly turned ir>to an umbre!la. | BULL-ETIN j

i snys he wHI not Jl k th( ! it\vs oī lUs. s<»Ulk»rs uttles)? lift ii ! for»Hnl to (1o so." I ' There*s nothihg that ever flet« | «nor« close te natur« th*n a HUo niō6quitō. 5 D!M)NīSHiNG ATTIRE Tlu uiNii.,!»; ;iiuiual!y briugs I Surjui>ies siī:i more rare, , i':!, , v::.o» „iijn»ur to Ik; llie thiu{£ | 'ilwi soino gir«!« hardiy wwr. | Wanda Waff!«iron like» to r«ad i sr>appjf stories, We suj}gest the read the rubber ads in nation*l maaa*ines, , i.»'i the RirSs ha\v tbelr fun «i « ;i .v ih»» h<»y .<;" ■cnys » t tc!i«>wn si>4 iali{«.\ I Woil, h.iwn'i unH ,Wi vva.> )j»v iuui ;ui> ln stop ■.i.i iIHMn. Thr jay wafk may be a »hort ; in«, *,th aii thecc reckie« dri- . «rs runnlriQ ai'ouhei jn high-ncu-er f d cars, ; K- iGHT AS W£LL HAVE NONE iUi»s«»s iii fro»u <»f as, H Hus wiih sljr!iis i' »HS hlt»S(1 Hs,^ Oiat |Wrfc ?hr> »w TJti mffiO l«ws hert w-,, a ; vriihH> H«i(K HOW HitAPf»OiNTiNO in Ca».for*m We«k!y) H Xht brf«Kdcwn ct c«r Hn«tyf># m»cltine, ai»rt hi!t ** «Mi! next week." 'W.U l, THK Ol T!!1S