Hawaii Holomua, Volume I, Number 43, 7 November 1893 — Untitled [ARTICLE]

\ Chawley (to his valet)—Slipson, I say, who was that stunning gifl that jost bowed to rae? \alet—That s yonr fiancee nnmber 211. sir! Chawley—Ged. y' don t say! That’s what a felleh gets for engaging himseif to a girl in a bathing-snit. Send her a t»g. Slipson—send her a tag! — Tov n Topu:s. Mrs. Bingo—Oh.dear! Char!es I wisb I eonld find a good name for baby. B»ngo— Why not eall him “Atlautic Oeean?” Mrs. Bingo—What for! Bin"o (wearily>—Becanse he Tieyer dries up. —TnUh.