Hawaii Holomua, Volume III, Number 114, 16 May 1894 — How a Canard is Made. [ARTICLE]

How a Canard is Made.

The A'hrrtistr ;ittempted yestenl)»y to aeiul Thomaa L ieas ,md *J0 more citizaus to shei 1 or to Sonth Africa. A representative of this p per, who felt some what hurt becuase he hi.du’t heen mcluded iu '‘Tomuy's Artay" called on lie well-known “red lion’’ «nd he was roaring. The whole thinp iu a nut?-hell was this: A number of pe iple were “ehewinp the rag' out?-ide Nc»lte’s after having “chewed" their luueh. S »tnehody Lul u letter from somebody iu S»u;u Afriea and the writing somebody told tho reading somebodV that “everything was lovely th« re.’’ “Toniuiv” «nd the rest of the luncb-digestinp liona tLo*ght that ‘*By pod, Sir, if thinps «io i‘t ehanpe Sir, we mipht as we’l go to 8ontb Africa, S;r. asstay here{ uuder present ciscumstances, Sir!" 8hortly after ‘•Toiuuy” was accosted by a well knowu old ex l>ritisher—uow a!so an eiAmericau who usked him vuen ho was goiug to’South Afriea. The “liou’ g«;ttinp tired ol the|( African busiucss said, thai he; was poinp in a few months—and !. iuteude«l to t.«ke a lot cf fetlows l with him. Theoldcx-Bntisher.il ei--American, but always domauian was pl_»ased to go; r.d ] o| so many “low whites and 1 immediateiy communicated v.uL < the only Castle of the Aihr4ll*r. Later in the eveninp Tommy was stirred up from Lis sieda and an|i AJverH<> r reprosc:itative appear- j t ed on tha s«-eue. Tfae ‘ l.ou” { roared at him and to!d Lim lu goi' to Hel—ea (the schxmer) audjf tfaen ref<*nte«l lns and p»ve him a “fil!.” Acd iu 1 1 that manncr theeananl wass art- j ed and ihe “ Tt>*r, t got thej scoop on tLe iHnr. Loug ivc- tfa« 'Tiser and its superior propcrty , a and inteliigvnce <}ualificatioai. i v