Honolulu Republican, Volume IV, Number 499, 17 January 1902 — SPICE. [ARTICLE]

SPICE.

'Why. Tommy, you are putting on your stocking? wrong side out.” "I know it. mamma. There's a hole on the -ide."—New York Tribune. * * * H«—F recious. did you give mo this ; ; >eautiful umbrella because you love me ? j She—No. darling I gave it to you ■ because 1 am tired of lending you , mine.—Pearson's Weekly. • • • { Tov nr—My wife’s new hat cost ; fL’5. Brown- —That makes a total of Town*;—How do you mean'’ Brown -It cost me sl,sb to sit behind it last night.—Philadelphia Press. • • • “But none of the other girls seem to admire my new dress.” "Is that so. Turn around. I didn’t realize it was so pretty as that.” — Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. • • • "Truthfully speaking, sir." began th- poor young man. "I think your daughter is without a peer." “So do I." snapped the multi-milli-cnairb, "and I shall find one for her at once. You may go. sir." —Phila 1 delphia Record. —