Ka Leo o ka Lahui, Volume II, Number 150, 16 March 1891 — ON DIT. [ARTICLE]

ON DIT.

That th.e Cantomer ro id svstein ōs very successfai in Europe, but our Mmister of Interior do«s not seem to kaow how to handle it. That it will be up-hill work for a new P. M. G. to repair all the errsrs and misfits of his n#t very popular predecessor. That G. B. would show te better advantage at some other nccupation than the contemptible villifying of the young man he has sought to victimize. That the skunks in government service will all be scalped on April first. That the S. F. Examiner "leader of the N. R. Party" don't lead, and the party won't be lead by hirn, That the Mi«ister of Interior proposes reform,—beginning from j?imself, and that he will redeem ioast pledges and promises, since the exit of the trio that blocked his good intentions. That the Port Surveyor has got such a keen scent that the price of opium goes tripping up. - That Samuel, the new man, is far ahead of John and his coacher. of the late defunct—ahem! That the late Cabinet admits that Queen High is ahead of four knaves. That Princess Kaiulani wili be awfully English, you icnow, unle?s her education is poiished off ir. the United States. That Paul was feted and petted by the opaqne beauties of Japan. That the seeds of treason and revolution are not yet dead in Honolulu, but th Qneen is still t'he leading trump, —affidavits and secret cabels to the contrary, That there will bo a new consul appoined to San Francisco, who don't ehew his cud and who knows something about Hawaii. That the great Freddy is a successful wrecker of horse raceb, boat races, ministersand political parties. and he ought to retire with the title of jigadier, whieh he fairiy | earned at his phantone revolution last year. I