Ka Leo o ka Lahui, Volume II, Number 170, 13 April 1891 — ON DIT. [ARTICLE]

ON DIT.

\ That if the demancls of £he p-opie are ignored and the inised changcB do not take plaee beft>j-e May lst. lier Most Gracious Majesty with her miuisterial escortj will meet a very cold reception from her subjects on Hawaii and Maui atid it would be advisable for her and her premier to stay at home and not risk unfriei}dly demonstration.

Tl>at the duke of Waikapu was mad because Saniuel got the grand cross of the medals whieh he states onlv shall be granted to royalty, to w r it: Pri»ce John and the bonny Princein tho opiur.i den.j Duke William says he doesji't know where Samuers eonnection with royalty comes in. We do!

when the duke was only a nia|or anel hostier in waiting he reeigned these ini porta nt olßces because the Rev, Liiikalaui receiveil the same high distinctions Now he says he feeis d -mueh like >eturning his medals. because the sanie kind have been pinned on to| si:ch fourth rnte (sic !) lawyers ae the Attomey General and his deputv.—-If Bamuel wants to please hh grace he must at least give jliiia a cal)inet portofolio or ri*k ihat the rābbit kiliing auke wiil voto ngainst him and ncv('T. never, (hnrdly; ever) plav l«v-ker with iiiui ;;g:iin./

! That the - Mur.ster of Finanec shall have ofī'ereti Hon. -T, M. Horner the governorship f»f fīawaii if he stop publishing thfe next 2000 volumes of Horners Bank BilL That nothing less than an earthquake can yhake tho present :P.M. O. out as long as his old nurse is & C,abinet oftice. That the Matshal will poptpone his promised changes in t"ho wliee • force on Hawaii and Maui ti!l | after the jimrterms—>if. notii.detlnitely. _ That a deputy-sheriff oti Maui the other day rec t 'ived. reli'sl>lo i:iformation where a lot tf opiun; could, be found, but he refvised to use the information, saying, lh:,t he was not going to use tho '*criininal law to gratify ihe spite of anybody," and so the opium waf; left in peaee.—This is a-new lig!it in whieh to loek at poliee- . <luty. That one of the sheriif of ]Maui's police-ofßcers has found another way to applv the criminal law whieh shows financiering talents, in tbat he is present at a Tan Tan game and taxes eaeh winner 10 p. e. of the winnings as a recompense , for the slēep whieh this guardian of the peaee deprives bimself of by patronizing ) the fascinating game.

That the last arrived Japa&ese slaves have been delivered to their respeotive owners at the difterent plantations and will shr: ,ly be familiar with the district courts and the monotonous: Return to work—costs $3 60 That a number of gentlemen are 2ompeting with eaeh other for the vacant job as slave driver-in-chief on th|e largest pLintatioh in the world. That the iusual c«!ebration on Maui ©f the |4th of July, will be unusually glbrious this year t as tiie ex-premier J. A. C.. with race horses ladies pf his couri harem a»d Leimamo Societv will graceWailuku onthat dayas the <! request of the ex-representati ve lbr Wailuku, who with his usual eloqeunce will read an enlhg3 r over the father of the native soib of u etc." to be deliver?d after th|e old declaration of ind< pendencehas been rattled ofF. ■ ■■ r ' | - - ■ ' That the Piresident of the Board of Health, says, thatTell will get more pay in the sweet m&hope. B«t, that Evans was paid his pay from the|sweet mauiua instead of the sweet inahope. Alldependsas tothecolor of|thetwobulls, whether one is foreign bred or whether the other is home bred. That it inakes no differeu9e whether Tell g«es to Heil or Evans goes to so long as Davi<J receives his &000 pieces of silver per annum, whieh is one »>undr€d per cent mbre than was naid Judas for s?alary. A man will help his own brof,her into the Vi unknown" to nviuid helping him. Thr.t Mr. J. T. Watcrhou6c f s tehcment house, wh?n buriuing, made the air odoroiis wilh tho s:ueU of opium aml m8(le s?ver:il people drunk. This may aoccunt f.»r thei

'Um &f opioiu 01L m tha gro«nd w|iehj ihn: T >cccrred that. gavc ®uch $ 4ēstiilv stench was an alrftaro poieh. o*n filthy Jucre, what pc>wer thou bast «»ven with the very elect! That th© bark Lurline la?id«»ct about 1000 tins of so the heathen ehinee say. That the Anoi& Healey was lookiivg for seals on th?r south end cf Kuhoolawe, before she 9T)ruiig tliat u ieak." That aU the fish in Hik> Bay 13 in a co:iiatose condition sineu tlm «'reck of the bnrk Wlātniore. Oive t Uouie ofiicials and several l>y the Polii;<; Dcf?artmeiit t containing gevctj.l bmidred tins of opium. T!i«it 4t sealß" from 20-ton s?hooiK-r driaed F.shore at Honokna, f:ill <if f»ud ihat Tem^erance līorner is in a qimndary whether opium or sugar is kingv ' That onr inter is'aiuir.coast{.Tfe have a false hottom for carryifiq; opium. like tiie sac that the kangaroo has to carry ita youug m. ~v That a chinrse eook of one of the Mr. Hitchcock ! s was urrested and iined for havins a valise eontaining 13 tins of opiutn, marked on the with the words Miss .Alm}* Hitchcock, so says our infurnsant, but the Mongol avers that he teok the valise out of a drunkcn sharks stoamch tbat fee caught as the surf thrcw the fish up from the vasty deep on to the heaeh at Hilo.