Ka Leo o ka Lahui, Volume II, Number 197, 20 May 1891 — ON DIT. [ARTICLE]

ON DIT.

That Osiris was on the rampage. That there is a rumored change to take plaee in one of the. editorial departments of one of our dailies —poor pussy. That a reccnstruction will take p'.aee in Her Majesty's Cabinet, —dropping out the existing obstructionists, when it is to be h@ped that competent and good men, and popular withal, will be appointed. That all the opium suspects arc wearinga troubled and anxious look, wandering about of evenings like gnomes hoping and praying lor an opportunity to unsand the hidden treasure at the beach. That our townsman the Hon. Paul has returned from Hilo, and is io®king hopefully to the future and a probable appointment on a mission abroad, That the great Waipio Mogul faas bought Ford Island for a mere song v and the island is now being offered to tke Amenean Governnient for $50,000. That Deputy Marshal Wilder has been extremeiy wild since he haß been away frotn his lynx-eyed superior, while rusticating as Crown Prosecutor at Hilo. I& the gin and other storēs used out of the incidedtals of the Marshal's office, or where ? — please tella ub Mr. Guardian of the Peaee. That the Merchants in lieu of pecuoiary I v sb through the MeKinley tarifF bill, are wUling to heeome confederat»d as a State in the Aubtralian or the Canadian confederacy.

That the {P. C. A." has a scalp article against Mmister Widemann, whieh has a real Thurst«nian ring about it, while Zeke goes at the affair in a Srmthsonian lamhlike sort of a way. That in a certain quiet nook. there was a certain combination tion of official and ex-officiala eeen, namely., the prosecuting Charlie and the proeecuted Tomnay were in one coraer, and an ex-Marshal and his ex-deputy was īh another corner. That that eaehe was prcbably the subject #f conversation in the latter inaUuee, and how to avoid the future pogBibilities in the case of poor Tom, wae the subjeot of sympathy between the other two.