Ka Leo o ka Lahui, Volume II, Number 273, 4 September 1891 — ON DIT. [ARTICLE]

ON DIT.

Thāf Barefooted Bill 7 s notexploit will be to piek the badges off the »]eeping poliee of tbe night watch. That one of the ycuthful mem* bers of the bar wfent to €ourt the oihei; day ia a.state of gin-fizz and tried to haf g up his chapeau r upon the new emfployee of the court by a mistake. That was a hōpeful eight for the workingm(?n and mechanics who patronise Fort Street Stores, to 'see a certain boot "store bein g fitted up by ; That a twoj man |>ower hanclcart drawh by tw<» I almond eyed coolies towed a massive store fixtiare into sa?d bootstore 7 the article being made by a Nuuaha Street Chinese wood chopper. That a Thtirston was fined $6 for assault and battery. That up to date about one hundred applications more or less were made for the Ewa judgeship. That the strife for the position is due t<> the enhanced and prospoctive valiie given to the district through Mr. Dillingham's enterprise. That Williams, photographic gallery is now open, aiid an opportunitv offered to the young men and maidens and to the frisky widow aad bachelor to be reproduced, in fact, tobe improved upon. That Wilson's deteceive force is laying low for barefooted William; and that the Chief proposes to have him tried when caught before a tribunal that will pui on more than six hours imprisorment for puniBhment 011 certain classes of offences. That Fredc*ick is oril-y temporarilv a clerk; as, he expects to be reinstated in his old plaee, with the Kilauea hash-house man as joker. That poor Sam incontinently drops into obscurity when we cease to mention him, and that it makes him fcel bad to know that this is an indication of the «-ay he wili propably be remembered bv posj terity posteriorly.

That the Ilon. R. W. Wilcox being a frequent gucst at> the CutnMansion, Pawaa, ie matter of Burprise to maimy. That the only satisfactory explanation to this su<Wen renewal of friendship bctween the ex-premier ahd the Hawaiian Pamell, is that thov agroe in their opinion of the new Premier,—ihat Sam ifi like Prinet> Hamlet, a Httle of hfeba?e with an occasi«aat lucid iiitserfal of brilliant depingement. That the' only amusing fignn--1 s©en on the street, poqr Jan*ese, when h* has that Cocb-head on&im, M in fall*tffice >egalia, with Madanv\ and the bovs. i" ■ •• —-rr- ... $ ThaV JQSephaB.Bk^y. t o j>e <Gq> - —Josepl)s, j»oV tho tAnc MlUo j\ccused Potiphar> *jifK this anothor theone who?); |Clarencv> v heAnls§x w«s i biggcr than auy.bcjy clsc *nd *\i [ hands put togetl^ir/ > | Tliat Oh;lrJy *411 bpr, - prolttb)t thc Ran*i •at Umvr*n> -for-it'«uakf«t <hinlj u '< a nvini«tcri»l i»rte£<\