Hawaii Holomua, Volume I, Number 49, 14 November 1893 — One Thing Which Never Tires woman. [ARTICLE]

One Thing Which Never Tires woman.

No sane woman ever tires of going to a wetUling. Whatever her own malnmonial experienco may have been, the spectaclo of another s veuture seems to inspiro her. She is qnite sure that nothing but happiuess will result from an experiment grown so familiar that it uo longer seema daring. She will not grant for an instant that it is ever a pity to spoil a good bachelor. She ignores altogether the possibility that the groom will prove a bad husbaud. She is confident that every sweet maid of her acquaiutanoe is good enough for the best mau ou earth, aud sure to make him happy. And so she beams her benediction on tbe passing bride. She rejoices with her wheu tho ceremony is safely over. For accidents will happeu to brides as well us other mortals, and any nitch in the proceedings brings dismay to every feminine onlooker. Some of these mishaps are not without a touch of the ludicrous. One bride, for iustance, uot Iong ago, lost tho heol of ono of her satin slippers us she entercd the church, and was literally put in a rather uufortuuato hohhlo. Another in her agitation quito forgot to remove the indiarubbor goloshes that were to protect her white satin slippers, and sailed up the broad aislo quite uneonscious of the inhl etfect of her feet as they stole in aud out beneath her petticoat. Bnt your moderu Beatrice sees uothiug in such things to largh at. Her sympathies aro with the heroine of the occasion, and sho draws a breath of rolief when tho irrevocable vows are finally spoken, and smiles upon Benedict, who lias dutifully aeeompanied her and is thinking his owu thonghts. —Tlt Bi(s.