Hawaii Holomua, Volume II, Number 15, 18 January 1894 — PHORCED PHORAGING [ARTICLE]

PHORCED PHORAGING

Succcssful Raids by General Scissors. 6ashful euitor—What would you consider an engaging conversaiion? Quick-witted m*iden—* Well, if you said to me, “Be mine,” and I repiied, “Why, certain*.y.” Mrs. Aye—,*You don’t mean to say that liattie has actually gone and engaged herself to that Bolslerer fellow? Why, she bard!y knowa him.” Mrs. Bee—~*That’s <rby she heeame engaged to hiir. He—*Tve simply got to get married to get even with my friends.” She—“Wby?” He~ ‘Becauseall my friends have married and I’ve spent a small fortune in aending them presents.” The tone of the piano improves when the instrument is moved from the wall of the room. Cucumber eream or lemon juice will remove lan and b!otches from the face. M(KRllt*E ai\HS. The very nearest approach t«> domestic bappiness on earth is in the cultivation on both of sides absolute unse]6sbness. Never talk at one anolher, either alone or in company. Never both be angry at Ihe one time. Let eaeh one strive to yield oftenest to the wisbea of the other. Let sclf-denial be tbe daily aim and practice of eaeh. Never find fault, unless it is perfectly certain that a fault haa been committed, and always epeak IovingIy. Never taunt with a paat mialake. Neglect the whole world beside rather than one anotber. Never allow a request to b« repeated. Never make a remark at the expense of the otber —it ia meanness. Never part for a day witbout loving words to think of during absence. \ever meet w:lbout a lovmg weleome. Never let the sun go down upon any anger or grievance. Never let any fault you have committed go by until you nave frankly oanfessed it and a«ked forgiveness. Never forget the bappy hour of early love. Never sigh over what might bave been. but make the best of what is.